American Family Insurance Wants to Break Up with Me


I received a letter yesterday from my auto insurer, American Family Insurance. Apparently they’ve reviewed their files and no longer feel the same way about me that I feel about them. The letter states they will have all of their stuff out by 2/22 when they are able to get their own place. Bastards. The worst part of the letter was the matter-of-fact laundry list of indiscretions from the last two years in our relationship. I mean, yes I got caught during the time we were together. More than once. They know how sorry I was and never ever in our relationship did I ever hit them with a claim. Bastards.

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  1. Comment by cookies4dinner on January 23, 2008 5:01 pm

    breaking up is hard to do … and by letter … so cold and callous! It’s hard to imagine that the “Family” no longer wants you … perhaps the State Farm Family or Geico Family will be more forgiving of a few indiscretions … you know what they say … money talks!

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